1 00:00:00,570 --> 00:00:01,790 You're watching Bravo. 2 00:00:02,610 --> 00:00:03,610 On demand. 3 00:00:12,310 --> 00:00:13,990 Previously on the Band of Pump Rules. 4 00:00:14,490 --> 00:00:18,430 Did you guys have to work or did you get to have fun? I'm like really not trying 5 00:00:18,430 --> 00:00:21,330 to be a bitch. It's just like the conversation, it just makes me 6 00:00:23,950 --> 00:00:26,990 I interrupted her and said, you talking to me makes me really uncomfortable. 7 00:00:29,340 --> 00:00:32,940 You've been throwing rocks. What, because I call you like a whore? I'm 8 00:00:32,940 --> 00:00:35,500 here with someone pretending that they haven't had a married boyfriend. 9 00:00:35,700 --> 00:00:37,420 I don't have a married boyfriend. 10 00:00:37,700 --> 00:00:43,640 I want to do a birthday trip in Montauk. Fun to Montauk. What 11 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:46,360 do we do? 12 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:52,320 Stand up or do we fear for our safety and close down and capitulate? What 13 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:53,660 happened in Orlando? 14 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:58,680 It was a heinous. acts of terrorism. 15 00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:02,660 Let's get this show on the road! 16 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:46,000 Hi, Bubbles. I found this little flower outside. Did you bring it to me? 17 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:46,878 I did. 18 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:48,760 Another day, another dollar. 19 00:01:50,180 --> 00:01:51,180 What are you guys up to? 20 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:53,940 You know, doing our favorite stuff here. 21 00:01:54,380 --> 00:01:56,060 How was the day? Yeah, how was Pride? 22 00:01:56,580 --> 00:02:00,880 I was kind of worried, but everybody seemed to be in good spirits and still 23 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:01,880 wanting to celebrate. 24 00:02:04,620 --> 00:02:09,600 As much as I would love to put on a happy face, I was just literally sad. 25 00:02:10,169 --> 00:02:13,690 I did get a text message from Natalie saying, if Lisa's here, you should be 26 00:02:13,950 --> 00:02:18,290 But Lisa said we didn't have to be if we didn't feel comfortable, and I just 27 00:02:18,290 --> 00:02:21,010 couldn't be pouring drinks down people's throats. 28 00:02:21,230 --> 00:02:23,730 Did you find out anything about what Ariana's doing for her birthday? 29 00:02:24,810 --> 00:02:28,330 We're going to Sonoma. We might be going to, like, a NASCAR or something. 30 00:02:28,610 --> 00:02:32,530 Who's all going? They said that they did invite Lala, so I'll just have to deal 31 00:02:32,530 --> 00:02:33,530 with that, I guess. 32 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:37,360 Ariana knows I've already been invited to Stassi's birthday, and I've accepted 33 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:41,260 the invitation, so I'm assuming that's one of the reasons, if not the only 34 00:02:41,260 --> 00:02:43,100 reason, that she hasn't invited me to hers yet. 35 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:48,680 We finally got a house, a party, in two days. 36 00:02:48,900 --> 00:02:51,460 Yeah. It's a cool party, right? Yes. We're going to be like, surprise! 37 00:02:51,700 --> 00:02:52,720 Oh, yeah, totally. 38 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:56,900 Kristen's boyfriend, Carter, thinks he's going to Shay's surprise party, and 39 00:02:56,900 --> 00:03:00,220 Shay thinks he's going to Carter's surprise party, so when they show up and 40 00:03:00,220 --> 00:03:02,840 it's both of their surprise parties, it's like, huh, surprise! 41 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:07,360 I'll sneak out and come say hi to you. Yeah, maybe we can sneak a shot or 42 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:08,360 something. Yeah. 43 00:03:13,820 --> 00:03:16,040 You want to remove the salt and sugar? 44 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:18,560 I'm sorry, I'm just, like, very picky. 45 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:20,600 What is this? 46 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,740 Oh, my gosh! How are you? 47 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:24,240 Good to see you. 48 00:03:24,540 --> 00:03:26,700 You look so chic. No, you look fabulous. 49 00:03:27,230 --> 00:03:29,530 As always. I was here. Is Brittany working? 50 00:03:29,770 --> 00:03:32,190 I think she is, yeah. I just wanted to ask for something. 51 00:03:32,430 --> 00:03:33,670 Let me send you Brittany. 52 00:03:34,030 --> 00:03:36,510 When I used to work at Sir, I hated Sir. 53 00:03:36,870 --> 00:03:41,430 But now that I can come in as a customer, it's my absolute favorite. I 54 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:45,830 or f***ing die with those goat cheese balls and my white wine. 55 00:03:46,130 --> 00:03:47,130 Hey, girl. Hi. 56 00:03:47,470 --> 00:03:48,470 Hi. 57 00:03:48,990 --> 00:03:52,730 I feel like I'm stalking you. I'm like coming into your work and be like, is it 58 00:03:52,730 --> 00:03:53,429 pretty here? 59 00:03:53,430 --> 00:03:57,330 What's up? I wanted to ask you something because I thought of an idea for my 60 00:03:57,330 --> 00:03:58,330 podcast. Okay. 61 00:03:58,550 --> 00:04:02,410 I've been doing a podcast called Straight Up with Stassi. We're back 62 00:04:02,470 --> 00:04:07,950 Another week. We're drinking. What I wanted is for women to feel like they're 63 00:04:07,950 --> 00:04:13,130 sitting around with their best girlfriend, drinking wine, talking about 64 00:04:13,130 --> 00:04:14,570 that they're too scared to say in public. 65 00:04:14,790 --> 00:04:16,890 So I haven't asked Stassi things. 66 00:04:17,470 --> 00:04:20,550 episode and so many questions are always about their boyfriend. 67 00:04:20,810 --> 00:04:25,090 Yeah. And so I figured it would be a really good idea to have Jack, now that 68 00:04:25,090 --> 00:04:30,970 he's reformed, the reformed bad boyfriend, answer like, how do you get 69 00:04:30,970 --> 00:04:35,950 cheating? Tell us exactly what dudes do. I feel like it's right to ask you 70 00:04:35,950 --> 00:04:37,730 permission first because... 71 00:04:38,620 --> 00:04:39,619 your boyfriend. 72 00:04:39,620 --> 00:04:43,820 We're going to talk about how big of a piece of shit he was and how I changed 73 00:04:43,820 --> 00:04:46,100 him. Well, listen. 74 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:51,360 You are actually the one that changed him. So it'll be like a positive. It's a 75 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:55,620 positive thing. No, that sounds... I'm fine with it. I'm fine with it. Thank 76 00:04:55,620 --> 00:04:56,199 so much. 77 00:04:56,200 --> 00:05:03,180 I don't like to dwell on the... I dig 78 00:05:03,180 --> 00:05:04,860 what a relationship is with somebody else. 79 00:05:05,140 --> 00:05:06,240 Yeah, we thought together. 80 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:08,460 You. You came twice, sweetheart. 81 00:05:08,780 --> 00:05:12,600 But I'm actually fine with Jack's doing this podcast because the only thing 82 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:17,680 Saucy's horrible ex -boyfriend and the man that I know and love have in common 83 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:21,100 is that his name is Jack Taylor. Can I order goatee balls on a chopped salad? 84 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,080 Okay. Be right back. Thank you. 85 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:26,480 Bam. 86 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,120 Thank you. Oh, my gosh. You're welcome. 87 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:30,360 I'm going to go chop these off. 88 00:05:30,740 --> 00:05:35,140 Oh, do you mind maybe if you could grab Katie and... 89 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:37,740 We can talk about something in the back. 90 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:42,160 Okay. It's not bad. It's something bad. I know, it's weird. 91 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:46,640 Earlier this week, Lisa told me I should try to get Sheena and Katie together 92 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:47,640 with Lala. 93 00:05:47,660 --> 00:05:50,820 Why don't you initiate that? You're in the middle. Why don't you put them 94 00:05:50,820 --> 00:05:54,320 together? Hey, listen, if you could find your way back to it, you would probably 95 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:58,880 like each other. None of these girls are blameless, so there's no reason why we 96 00:05:58,880 --> 00:05:59,880 can't move on. 97 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:05,820 Ariana needs to speak to us in the back alley. Can you take a minute? 98 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:09,420 Um, they're like resetting the table, so yeah. Um, okay. 99 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:16,920 Hey. Hi. Are those the same booth? 100 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:18,720 No, similar. 101 00:06:19,300 --> 00:06:20,800 Oh. Are we having a meeting? 102 00:06:21,060 --> 00:06:25,980 But I know that there's some conflict with you guys and Lala, and Lisa 103 00:06:25,980 --> 00:06:30,380 that I get everybody together for a conversation, so I was thinking maybe 104 00:06:30,380 --> 00:06:31,680 guys would be open to that. 105 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:33,120 About what? 106 00:06:33,820 --> 00:06:38,460 I mean, like, to clear up rumors that are true. You know, all the married man 107 00:06:38,460 --> 00:06:40,520 stuff. Like, okay, that's fine. 108 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:44,280 Yeah? I mean, I don't have, like, a lot of time, but yeah. I don't know what the 109 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:48,260 f*** Ariana is doing with trying to broker this, like, peace treaty between 110 00:06:48,260 --> 00:06:49,580 myself and Sheena and Lala. 111 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:54,060 I just, like, we don't have, like, four hours to chitchat. As far as I'm 112 00:06:54,060 --> 00:06:56,660 concerned, there are no more chances with Lala. 113 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:59,420 She has called me disgusting. 114 00:06:59,660 --> 00:07:04,700 She wants to... My fiancé, she thinks he has the biggest dick. That for sure 115 00:07:04,700 --> 00:07:08,320 we're going to get divorced. And when Tom is finally done with me, she has a 116 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:09,660 really cute girl she can hook him up with. 117 00:07:10,020 --> 00:07:12,980 Okay. So, how can we... 118 00:07:13,690 --> 00:07:15,990 Make things peaceful so things can be cool at work. 119 00:07:16,230 --> 00:07:21,610 I extended an apology to you. And then when I tried to start somewhat of a 120 00:07:21,610 --> 00:07:26,410 conversation, I got shut down. I wasn't ready to have a conversation with you. 121 00:07:26,610 --> 00:07:28,830 You felt like you needed more time. 122 00:07:29,510 --> 00:07:35,050 Or just for her to be in a better space. Don't worry about me. 123 00:07:35,290 --> 00:07:39,870 It's not about me. We walk into a room and you and I don't even look at each 124 00:07:39,870 --> 00:07:41,250 other. I know that... 125 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:46,500 There are some things that have been going around, you know, all the married 126 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:49,320 rumors. So are they saying stuff about her? 127 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:53,480 Yeah, that knowledge is like, oh, my God, so this guy, his wife found a video 128 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:54,540 us having sex on his phone. 129 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:58,260 You guys are f***ing out of your minds. And this is my theory, like, from the 130 00:07:58,260 --> 00:08:02,820 get -go with you is that I just don't trust you. Well, yeah, I was trying to 131 00:08:02,820 --> 00:08:07,760 cover up dating the guy I have, I guess, ex as of yesterday morning. 132 00:08:08,300 --> 00:08:11,720 because I just didn't want to talk about it, and I felt like, oh, this is like a 133 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:12,880 little fun acting game. 134 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:18,380 Oh, well, isn't that just convenient that your fake boyfriend that you made 135 00:08:18,380 --> 00:08:22,010 to cover up The actual guy you're seeing just broke up with you yesterday. 136 00:08:22,630 --> 00:08:24,530 There's been trashing on both sides. 137 00:08:24,930 --> 00:08:28,430 I've already apologized. I'm not apologizing anymore. You apologized for 138 00:08:28,430 --> 00:08:32,890 whatever it was worth. Do I need to finger you to make you forget? What is 139 00:08:32,890 --> 00:08:35,270 with you? What is wrong with you? I need to finger you to make you forget? 140 00:08:35,590 --> 00:08:36,789 God damn. 141 00:08:37,230 --> 00:08:38,270 There's so much to clarify. 142 00:08:38,950 --> 00:08:41,710 It's very frustrating for me because I am like... 143 00:08:42,140 --> 00:08:48,320 fully on board 100 team katie however now that ariana and i are close again we 144 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:55,200 want everyone to get along i don't know what to do well that'll make 145 00:08:55,200 --> 00:09:02,060 sense so i'm dropping anything i've been talking about you because it's not my 146 00:09:02,060 --> 00:09:06,400 business it never should have came out of my mouth so i will apologize for 147 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:10,840 anything i've said about you that was not true it's fine i don't know what the 148 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:15,020 this this like weird wishy -washy apologies about like have a little like 149 00:09:15,020 --> 00:09:21,640 integrity so yes and yes yes and yes i think we've had the world's longest 150 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:24,820 and i can't believe we're not in trouble yet so we walk in the door they're like 151 00:09:24,820 --> 00:09:31,760 you're fired can i order another um 152 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:37,920 order of goat cheese balls but to go to go go cheese balls to go okay not 153 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:39,360 judging feels like you are 154 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:44,740 How many do you have? 155 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:48,560 It's only weak. Yeah, that's good. Okay. 156 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:51,300 Hey. Hi, Lisa. 157 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:52,900 Do you know what the special is tonight? 158 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:59,520 Yeah, we have an Alaskan halibut with a stuffed portobello mushroom with 159 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:03,800 mozzarella. Is that how you say it, or do you try and sell it? Try to sell it. 160 00:10:03,860 --> 00:10:04,860 Anything else? 161 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:06,780 Did you see Saucy's here today? 162 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:08,420 No. What, having dinner again? 163 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:10,440 We do do food to go, you know. 164 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:15,800 Well, she came in to talk to me because you know how she's doing that podcast? 165 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:19,280 No. Well, she has like a podcast and she doesn't like to like... What has she 166 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:23,280 got to say that she hasn't said already? Well, she came to ask my permission to 167 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:25,720 have Jax on it. And you gave your permission? 168 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:27,080 Yeah, I said it was okay. 169 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,160 Why would she do that? 170 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:30,160 Because I think, I think it's okay. 171 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:31,480 Is it okay, Brittany? 172 00:10:31,860 --> 00:10:36,880 Even when Brittany's really pissed off, she's smiling from ear to ear like she's 173 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:39,220 in a beauty pageant. Where's your pissed off face? 174 00:10:39,580 --> 00:10:42,160 What would you do if you were in my situation? 175 00:10:42,580 --> 00:10:44,520 I would tell somebody to back off. 176 00:10:44,780 --> 00:10:50,460 He's your man, and that's it. But then I'd be married 34 years. Maybe that's 177 00:10:50,460 --> 00:10:53,100 what can't be married for 34 years. I don't know. 178 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:57,380 Okay. I just want to see how it goes. I think it'll be okay. I just don't want 179 00:10:57,380 --> 00:11:02,820 anybody walking all over you. Right. So don't ask my advice unless you're going 180 00:11:02,820 --> 00:11:06,760 to take it. I'm going to walk back to the pink room, okay? Okay. 181 00:11:07,020 --> 00:11:08,240 Good to see you. All right. 182 00:11:15,150 --> 00:11:18,450 I transferred tables to Tierney because she's the closer, and the rest of my 183 00:11:18,450 --> 00:11:21,030 tables were done. Cool. Everything good? So I'm going to go home. Okay. 184 00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:26,770 Hi. Hi. 185 00:11:27,350 --> 00:11:30,930 Wait. I haven't sat out here at this table in a really long time. It would 186 00:11:30,930 --> 00:11:34,790 been really great to have a mediator today. Yeah. She comes up to me. She's 187 00:11:34,790 --> 00:11:37,770 like, Ariana wants to talk to us out back. She's like, well, you know, I was 188 00:11:37,770 --> 00:11:40,990 talking to Lala, and she said that she wanted to talk to you both to, like, 189 00:11:40,990 --> 00:11:44,210 clear the air. I'm like, I'm sorry that, like, I brought this stuff up. 190 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:45,900 You heard, you're sorry? 191 00:11:46,420 --> 00:11:50,260 Well, did you say I'm sorry that I brought this stuff up? Well, Tina more 192 00:11:50,260 --> 00:11:51,880 less apologized about that. No. 193 00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:58,680 What? Did Tina have a stroke? 194 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:04,020 Tina apologized to Lala. She said I apologized. What did she apologize for? 195 00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:08,440 like, for perpetuating talking about this. She's so desperate to be liked all 196 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:12,100 the time. Can I get out my phone and type what the actual... 197 00:12:12,569 --> 00:12:14,490 I'm texting her right now. I'm sorry. I can't not. 198 00:12:15,150 --> 00:12:20,890 Sheena apologizing to Lala is like one of the victims apologizing to Charles 199 00:12:20,890 --> 00:12:26,590 Manson. He had another story. I don't know what to believe, so I just said, 200 00:12:26,710 --> 00:12:29,550 okay, well, then I will apologize for anything untrue I said. 201 00:12:29,830 --> 00:12:33,490 What about your sources? You can't talk with all this. I have to put this in 202 00:12:33,490 --> 00:12:34,690 capital letters like a psychopath. 203 00:12:35,070 --> 00:12:36,029 I have to get back in there. 204 00:12:36,030 --> 00:12:37,030 I'll text you later. 205 00:12:37,170 --> 00:12:38,170 Okay. 206 00:12:39,590 --> 00:12:40,559 Coming up. 207 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:44,200 I feel like I can't have an opinion anymore because it's wrong. You can't. 208 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:47,520 been like this for years. It's almost like they're going back to their old 209 00:12:55,640 --> 00:13:00,580 Look how long this is. 210 00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:02,720 It won't fit. 211 00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:04,500 There has to be a way, though. 212 00:13:05,060 --> 00:13:07,160 Just screw your ball back on. 213 00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:12,080 Oh. It has a screen saying, look, voila. 214 00:13:12,820 --> 00:13:13,820 Oh. 215 00:13:14,020 --> 00:13:17,920 Oh. If I put my mind to it, yes, I consider myself a handy person. 216 00:13:18,180 --> 00:13:19,680 Hey, don't fall. You're worrying me. 217 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:23,820 But I'm not a big fan of hanging drapes, putting together furniture, hanging 218 00:13:23,820 --> 00:13:27,920 pictures. I'd rather just hire someone to do it. Good job. I'm proud of you. 219 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,399 I need a drink. 220 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:30,400 I'll make you a drink. 221 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:31,840 I have to go to these saucy podcasts. 222 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:33,080 I probably should have a drink. 223 00:13:33,390 --> 00:13:36,550 She's got some kind of, like, layout that she wants me to do, kind of like 224 00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:38,790 called a reformed boyfriend. 225 00:13:39,090 --> 00:13:42,870 I know. Trust me. She came up and asked me if it was okay before she asked you. 226 00:13:43,130 --> 00:13:44,150 Why wouldn't it be okay? 227 00:13:44,770 --> 00:13:48,470 Well, she just was being respectful. I mean, that is your ex -girlfriend. 228 00:13:49,130 --> 00:13:51,950 I was like a child when I dated her. Watch out, honey. You're on top of the 229 00:13:51,950 --> 00:13:56,170 curtain. I trust Jax, and I trust Saucy, but they're going to be talking about 230 00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:58,350 personal things, so it is a little bit weird. 231 00:13:58,940 --> 00:14:02,180 I don't understand why you have this, like, sense in your head that you think 232 00:14:02,180 --> 00:14:03,180 feel like Stassi. 233 00:14:03,460 --> 00:14:08,860 It's just, I mean, any girl, what girl wouldn't feel just a little jealous? 234 00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:15,180 Honestly, I want you to know, like, even if you weren't around, it would never, 235 00:14:15,380 --> 00:14:16,380 never, never happen. 236 00:14:16,540 --> 00:14:20,160 When I think back about my relationship with Stassi, I'm kind of reminded of 237 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,600 that movie, Misery. 238 00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:25,320 I am the devil, and don't you forget it. Grow up. 239 00:14:25,870 --> 00:14:30,690 Grow up. You're a good boyfriend 70 % of the time, but then the other 30%, 240 00:14:30,690 --> 00:14:32,130 you're absolute shit. 241 00:14:32,690 --> 00:14:35,050 I just like being gorgeous with her because it's safer. 242 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,250 Yeah. 243 00:14:36,510 --> 00:14:37,510 Hi. 244 00:14:38,290 --> 00:14:39,290 Oh, my God. 245 00:14:39,790 --> 00:14:41,270 Look at his little coat. 246 00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:43,050 Look at you. 247 00:14:43,390 --> 00:14:44,390 What are you drinking? 248 00:14:44,410 --> 00:14:45,670 A vodka soda. Do you want one? 249 00:14:46,090 --> 00:14:47,570 It's like a mango orange. 250 00:14:47,790 --> 00:14:51,550 Is that okay? Yeah, that sounds good. Anything to get my head away from my 251 00:14:51,550 --> 00:14:52,249 and morning. 252 00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:53,250 Wouldn't say quit drinking. 253 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:57,120 I did as well. But today, I need a fucking drink. 254 00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:58,500 So what happened last night? 255 00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:02,700 Ariana asked me if I could grab Katie and was like, you know, Lala has been 256 00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:06,240 wanting to clear the air with you two. And I'm like, let's hear her out. 257 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:12,080 So, dude, like, Lala swears that this married man relationship isn't true. So 258 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:16,020 let's just say everyone's lying and she's telling the truth. Let's just say 259 00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:19,720 that. And I said, you know what? I will apologize then for anything untrue I've 260 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:20,699 said about you. 261 00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:24,340 And then Katie goes and tells Stassi. Then Stassi starts texting me. Tell me 262 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:27,820 didn't apologize at all. And then at midnight, I don't know how many drinks 263 00:15:27,820 --> 00:15:30,060 probably, I get a passive -aggressive text from Katie. 264 00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:33,200 Katie's words exactly where I repulsed her. 265 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:39,120 But what pisses me off is yesterday, if I repulsed you, why the f*** didn't you 266 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:42,180 speak up right then and be like, seriously, Sheena? Why the f*** are you 267 00:15:42,180 --> 00:15:45,440 apologizing to her? When I left there last night, Katie wasn't mad at me at 268 00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:47,700 So what happened between 6 and midnight? 269 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:51,520 My guess is Jossie Schroeder and probably some tequila. 270 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:54,620 I'm trying to be like, look, you guys, can we just let this go? No. 271 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:59,440 She's a whore. She's a slut. She's the, I'm like, the three of you think the 272 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:00,440 same. 273 00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:06,740 Okay. 274 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:08,880 Okay. 275 00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:17,920 Yeah, I think that'd be nice. 276 00:16:18,140 --> 00:16:19,140 But not necessarily. 277 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:22,420 Do you guys have a certain budget that you've decided you're going to be 278 00:16:22,420 --> 00:16:28,840 on? I mean, keeping the numbers low as possible. I mean, we wanted to keep with 279 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:29,840 under, like, 50. 280 00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:32,460 What? Keep it under 50. 281 00:16:32,780 --> 00:16:33,759 A thousand? Yeah. 282 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:34,579 What the? 283 00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:39,280 I know, but we're not even there yet, so we're doing good. No, it's 25. I would 284 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:44,780 probably say around, like, the 24 ,000. We just doubled our budget. Our budget 285 00:16:44,780 --> 00:16:45,780 for this wedding. 286 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,500 It's sort of like one of those old cartoon snowballs, you know? It starts 287 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:53,220 small, going down the hill and getting bigger and bigger, and now it's out of 288 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,580 control. You just doubled it. 289 00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:57,140 This was before we even knew. 290 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:58,439 Sorry, Trisha. 291 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:00,320 How are you feeling about that? 292 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:04,300 If it gets up to, like, 50, I'm not going to be able to enjoy the wedding. 293 00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:04,739 it's not. 294 00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:08,460 Dude, Google it. That's how I found out what things were going to cost. 295 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:09,760 Thanks, Trisha. Bye. 296 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,720 Bye. Yeah, you are. 297 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:15,940 Dude, we're not. You just sprung that on me. I said under $50. 298 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:21,720 Actually, it doesn't even matter. I don't really even believe that Tom is a 299 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:25,560 cheapskate because if he was, he would be out there trying to find the cheapest 300 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:27,040 options to give me what I want. 301 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:28,840 So he's just straight up disinterested. 302 00:17:29,230 --> 00:17:32,450 That was the longest conversation I've ever sat in on. I feel like I'm a tad 303 00:17:32,450 --> 00:17:35,950 older now. Yeah, I just aged like five years when she said 50 grand. 304 00:17:36,310 --> 00:17:37,330 Hi. Hi. 305 00:17:37,630 --> 00:17:40,170 Her little baby mini purse is so cute. 306 00:17:40,430 --> 00:17:42,610 Yeah, it's pretty cute. You guys look all cute today. 307 00:17:42,850 --> 00:17:47,730 What do you want, beer or water? That's all we have. 308 00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:49,250 I'll give you one. 309 00:17:49,830 --> 00:17:50,830 Thanks, love. 310 00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:52,770 Listen, don't you want to know why you're here right now? 311 00:17:54,010 --> 00:17:55,010 So. 312 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:58,120 These are freaking me out right now. We wanted to text you about this last 313 00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:01,360 night, but we figured it was better. And then Lala last night. She wanted to 314 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:05,280 explain to us, like, she had had a boyfriend and she was trying to protect 315 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:08,080 So she had, like, decoy boyfriend. 316 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,420 Decoy boyfriend. 317 00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:13,080 After some time goes by, Sheena's like, look, Lala, I'm just telling you what's 318 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:18,260 been told to me. I'm sorry that I've, you know, repeated or believed things 319 00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:19,260 weren't true. 320 00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:21,940 Sheena's pulling you short. 321 00:18:23,070 --> 00:18:26,910 Backing into a corner and not sticking up for the person that you love so much. 322 00:18:27,230 --> 00:18:31,550 She was being asked by Ariana to pick a side, and she chose one. 323 00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:32,850 And this is the thing. 324 00:18:33,110 --> 00:18:37,370 We're not here to dictate who people can be friends with, but if somebody's 325 00:18:37,370 --> 00:18:42,490 willing to sacrifice her best friend in order to just be liked, how am I ever 326 00:18:42,490 --> 00:18:44,250 going to be able to trust somebody like that? 327 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:48,800 I feel like I can't have an opinion anymore because it's wrong. You can't. 328 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:52,920 been like this for years. And it was fine when Stassi and Kristen weren't 329 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,100 around, but now they're back in. 330 00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:57,420 It's almost like they're going back to their old ways. And you know what? The 331 00:18:57,420 --> 00:19:01,620 last five years, I've called every single incident that's happened. I'm 332 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:05,320 who's the guy that predicts the end of the world? Gandhi or what the fuck is 333 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:08,380 name? When it comes to this group, I can predict the future like Gandhi. 334 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:10,860 Did Gandhi predict the future? 335 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:12,560 Mohammed Gandhi, right? 336 00:19:14,139 --> 00:19:18,320 Isn't he some, like, Indian dude who, like... Who is Gandhi? What did he do? 337 00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:20,960 How are you supposed to go on this trip to Montauk with these girls? 338 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:26,540 What I've been struggling with all morning. Well, then you can come with 339 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:30,180 mean, which you might be able to. Katie wants to talk while we're setting up for 340 00:19:30,180 --> 00:19:33,740 the party tomorrow, and I said, absolutely not. I can't ruin Shae's 341 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,700 tomorrow. Yeah, you've worked too hard on that. 342 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,760 Coming up... Most men cheat down. 343 00:19:40,190 --> 00:19:43,970 I know that. Okay, so I like to think, do I still have it? Would you be willing 344 00:19:43,970 --> 00:19:46,470 to take a sociopath quiz? 345 00:20:01,810 --> 00:20:03,130 Hello. Good evening. 346 00:20:03,390 --> 00:20:04,390 How was everything? 347 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:06,950 Are you telling me the truth? 348 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,800 I'm looking for a thing for the champagne, but... I found one over 349 00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:13,020 Oh, cool. Wow. 350 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:14,120 Hi. Hey, Lisa. 351 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,440 Hi. Yeah, would you like anything? 352 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:20,760 I'll have a quarter of a glass of rosé. I've had a long day. 353 00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:21,980 Yeah, me too. 354 00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:23,220 Why? What's going on? 355 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:29,360 Yesterday, I tried to mediate, as you, you know, suggested, and I felt like 356 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:31,120 everyone got to say their side. 357 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:35,760 So fast forward a couple of hours later, and Sheena told me that she was getting 358 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:38,560 a lot of texts from Stassi and a lot of texts from Katie. 359 00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:40,300 About what? 360 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:44,500 It sounds like the conversation that we had got twisted. You know what? I think 361 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:49,040 everybody should stop, like, worrying about all this bullshit. 362 00:20:49,260 --> 00:20:50,460 Everybody should be getting on. 363 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,160 You're the one with the sense. 364 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,500 Cut the bullshit. 365 00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:56,000 I don't think they cut the bullshit. No, seriously. 366 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:59,160 The hope when Ariana sat the girls down... 367 00:20:59,450 --> 00:21:03,050 would be that the girls would have a newfound respect for each other and I 368 00:21:03,050 --> 00:21:06,070 wouldn't have to hear about it again, but unfortunately I was wrong. 369 00:21:14,850 --> 00:21:16,870 I see you have, like, vanilla vodka. 370 00:21:17,090 --> 00:21:18,350 Can I see that with, like, Diet Coke? 371 00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:19,570 Sure. 372 00:21:19,710 --> 00:21:23,110 I feel like this looks like a weapons case. It's not, so, like, don't be 373 00:21:23,110 --> 00:21:24,110 out. 374 00:21:25,510 --> 00:21:26,630 Hi. Hello. 375 00:21:27,350 --> 00:21:28,350 How are you? 376 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:29,840 I'm good. How are you doing? 377 00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:33,720 I'm sorry, really quick. Are we doing a podcast or are we searching for ghosts? 378 00:21:34,020 --> 00:21:35,120 Beep, beep, beep, beep. Oh, we're getting closer. 379 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:38,720 Did you ever think that you would wear my... I'm not going to lie. There's a 380 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:41,380 of things right now that I didn't think I'd be happening. That's for damn sure. 381 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,220 I'm coming from a math department. 382 00:21:44,180 --> 00:21:47,000 Sheena came over. She's kind of like, they all think alike. They all meaning 383 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,140 you, Kristen and Katie. 384 00:21:49,180 --> 00:21:50,360 That's such an easy... 385 00:21:50,949 --> 00:21:54,050 Stupid, like, just so, like, one -dimensional thing to say. 386 00:21:54,290 --> 00:21:57,150 I think she kind of thinks it's, like, the mean girls kind of thing. How are we 387 00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:58,290 mean? What is Sheena doing? 388 00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:02,050 She's the one who peed up, and now she's crying to Jackson Brittany? 389 00:22:02,290 --> 00:22:05,610 That is what she does when she's caught or wrong. 390 00:22:06,230 --> 00:22:07,890 Whoa, like, you have, like, notes? 391 00:22:08,130 --> 00:22:10,530 I prepared for this for a while. 392 00:22:10,790 --> 00:22:11,790 Like, four years? 393 00:22:14,129 --> 00:22:18,150 This is all supposed to be in good fun, and I want my listeners to be able to 394 00:22:18,150 --> 00:22:23,750 hear from somebody who has been a douchebag for most of his life. 395 00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:24,929 That's cool. 396 00:22:24,930 --> 00:22:28,110 You know, it's kind of hard to argue with Stassi when she says I used to be a 397 00:22:28,110 --> 00:22:32,350 douchebag. I mean, cheating on her was a bad thing to do, obviously. 398 00:22:32,730 --> 00:22:36,750 But if I never would have done all that douchebagging, I guess I wouldn't be who 399 00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:37,669 I am today. 400 00:22:37,670 --> 00:22:38,750 Are you ready for this? 401 00:22:39,350 --> 00:22:40,350 I don't know. We'll see. 402 00:22:40,810 --> 00:22:46,230 I'm not sure whether I'm, like, proud or mortified about my next guest. 403 00:22:46,670 --> 00:22:51,910 Should I introduce you as, like, Jack Taylor or Jason Couchy? Well, you called 404 00:22:51,910 --> 00:22:57,630 me every name anyway, so. That's true. I was researching this, and 48 % of men 405 00:22:57,630 --> 00:23:01,590 say that the reason that they cheat is because of emotional dissatisfaction, 406 00:23:01,670 --> 00:23:03,490 meaning they don't feel appreciated. 407 00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:08,370 Yes, I agree, 100%. I've been down that road before, and it has nothing to do 408 00:23:08,370 --> 00:23:11,990 with looks. I've read a fact that most men cheat down, first of all. I know 409 00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:15,590 that. Okay, so it has nothing to do with looks. I've dated the hottest girls. I 410 00:23:15,590 --> 00:23:19,310 mean, I've had a couple that I've whatever, but I've dated always pretty, 411 00:23:19,310 --> 00:23:22,090 girls. So it has nothing to do with looks. I like to think, do I still have 412 00:23:22,090 --> 00:23:25,310 Can I still go out there and attract other women? I don't want to ever think 413 00:23:25,310 --> 00:23:29,610 that I lost that. Okay, so do you think that maybe that makes you somebody that 414 00:23:29,610 --> 00:23:31,790 doesn't care about other people's feelings? 415 00:23:32,410 --> 00:23:38,010 Probably. Yes, at the time, yeah. Would you be willing to take a sociopath quiz? 416 00:23:38,850 --> 00:23:42,110 Am I really going to take a sociopath? I mean, all right, let's take a 417 00:23:42,110 --> 00:23:47,350 sociopath. Here we go. Disagree or agree. Okay. Success is based on 418 00:23:47,350 --> 00:23:50,170 the fittest. I am not concerned about the loser. 419 00:23:50,410 --> 00:23:51,329 I agree. 420 00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:56,550 I find myself in the same kinds of trouble time after time. 421 00:23:56,750 --> 00:23:58,330 Yes. I'll just interrupt you. 422 00:23:59,050 --> 00:24:00,050 Sociopath. 423 00:24:01,630 --> 00:24:06,270 Okay, people who are stupid enough to get ripped off usually deserve it. Yeah. 424 00:24:06,350 --> 00:24:08,710 That's why you steal sunglasses. 425 00:24:10,810 --> 00:24:12,250 Love is overrated. 426 00:24:13,110 --> 00:24:14,450 No. You can redeem yourself. 427 00:24:14,730 --> 00:24:17,170 No. Are you aggressive or cool -headed? 428 00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:22,410 Aggressive. Do you fail to learn from experience, true or false? True. 429 00:24:23,210 --> 00:24:24,210 Uh -oh. 430 00:24:24,530 --> 00:24:25,590 I mean, it's loading. 431 00:24:25,790 --> 00:24:29,190 I don't know. You are a sociopath and only out of Hannibal Lecter's face. 432 00:24:29,610 --> 00:24:30,750 I'm a sociopath. 433 00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:34,840 I really don't think Brittany's going to leave me because I did a test on the 434 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:37,840 computer. Jack shouldn't feel bad about being a sociopath. 435 00:24:38,140 --> 00:24:40,680 I mean, Tom Sandoval is probably a narcissist. 436 00:24:41,060 --> 00:24:44,240 Kristen meets most of the criteria for borderline personality disorder. 437 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:46,240 Ariana has a superiority complex. 438 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:48,380 Katie has anger management issues. 439 00:24:48,740 --> 00:24:52,420 Gina's a hypochondriac, and I'm an alcoholic. So he's in good company. 440 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,620 Oh, good. You did such a great job. 441 00:24:54,820 --> 00:24:56,820 Thank you so much for being so honest. 442 00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,600 I feel like I had, like, a therapy session for today. I'm so glad. 443 00:24:59,900 --> 00:25:02,620 Are you nervous about going tomorrow a little bit? I feel like it's supposed to 444 00:25:02,620 --> 00:25:03,620 be such a fun party. 445 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:08,000 It will be fun, though. I feel like you could save it. I'm not going to confront 446 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,080 her when people are out at Shay's birthday. 447 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,780 It's going to be awkward bringing someone down on a birthday trip, isn't 448 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:15,540 Well, I'm hoping that she fixes it. 449 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,260 This one's off an edge. All right. 450 00:25:25,830 --> 00:25:27,530 What's going on? Are you okay to work? 451 00:25:27,770 --> 00:25:31,270 I'm fine to work. If I talk about it, I get upset. I'm totally fine to work. 452 00:25:32,670 --> 00:25:35,870 We talked about the whole thing with Lola's dating life. I said, you know 453 00:25:36,670 --> 00:25:40,070 You're saying this isn't true, so I'm going to apologize for anything untrue 454 00:25:40,070 --> 00:25:41,070 I've said about you. 455 00:25:41,510 --> 00:25:45,010 End of the world. I repulsed Katie, were her words. 456 00:25:46,230 --> 00:25:48,790 I'm fine. 457 00:25:49,010 --> 00:25:50,170 I'm doing my job. I'm fine. 458 00:25:52,179 --> 00:25:54,000 Hi. What's going on between you two? 459 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,200 Why are she in tears? 460 00:25:55,380 --> 00:25:56,380 Why are she in tears? 461 00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:57,440 I don't know. 462 00:25:57,540 --> 00:26:00,460 We haven't had a chance to talk about it. We've got tables to wait on. 463 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:04,980 My table on Garden Left is closing out right now. That closes out? What about 464 00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:10,020 you? Well, no, I'm like, I don't want to have a conversation tonight about this. 465 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:11,260 I don't want to talk about it anymore. 466 00:26:11,540 --> 00:26:13,980 Well, I'm not going to talk to you at Shay's party tomorrow. 467 00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:19,980 I've immersed myself in this fight that sometimes seems... 468 00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:23,640 Almost impossible, really, doesn't it, Harrison? 469 00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,660 I don't want to see you two fighting. We've been there, we've done that. I 470 00:26:27,660 --> 00:26:28,920 want to see it again, okay? 471 00:26:29,980 --> 00:26:32,920 Why am I paying these people? They should be paying me for therapy. 472 00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:34,500 Right, Harrison? 473 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:38,760 And that's wrong. 474 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:40,360 That's not sold out. 475 00:26:41,540 --> 00:26:45,120 Coming up... Sheena went over crying that we're so mean to her. I'm like, we 476 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:46,800 haven't even got a chance to be mean to you yet. 477 00:27:05,210 --> 00:27:06,390 Thank you for bringing everything. 478 00:27:07,590 --> 00:27:08,910 All right, let's do this. 479 00:27:10,010 --> 00:27:15,450 Thank you so much for coming with me this morning. Of course. I'm happy to be 480 00:27:15,450 --> 00:27:16,450 here and happy to help. 481 00:27:16,670 --> 00:27:18,750 I just want to have fun. I can't wait for tacos. 482 00:27:19,110 --> 00:27:23,090 Okay, so I tried to have, like, Schwartz bring Carter and, like, leave at the 483 00:27:23,090 --> 00:27:25,630 same time as Jay so they can walk in together. 484 00:27:26,070 --> 00:27:28,750 I'm so excited. I can't wait for this. I've never, like, been to an action 485 00:27:28,750 --> 00:27:30,270 surprise party. Dude, I've never planned one. 486 00:27:30,570 --> 00:27:33,450 It's amazing to get here so we can. I know. I feel like I just heard her 487 00:27:33,710 --> 00:27:34,459 Yes, I did. 488 00:27:34,460 --> 00:27:35,460 This is really heavy. 489 00:27:37,420 --> 00:27:38,760 Hi. Hi. 490 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:40,040 Balloon time. 491 00:27:40,300 --> 00:27:41,640 Oh, my gosh. Party time. 492 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:46,740 Can we just make Santa a bartender the whole time? Yeah. 493 00:27:47,780 --> 00:27:49,880 What is that? It's a margarita baby pool. 494 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,680 It's going to be one saucy -ass margarita. 495 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:53,640 Was there more ice or no? 496 00:27:54,300 --> 00:27:56,220 No, whatever we brought. 497 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:59,280 No, Tom and Ariana and Jack, they're all bringing some. I just wanted to make 498 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,500 sure. Let's do the whole thing? Yeah. 499 00:28:03,540 --> 00:28:06,060 Meaning, like, not everyone's going to stick a straw in a baby pool and drink 500 00:28:06,060 --> 00:28:08,520 out of it. Well, then we need to not have them as our friends. 501 00:28:10,060 --> 00:28:14,760 Do you think this is a bad look that the three kidwitzes are together doing 502 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,120 this? Maybe I should go help them. 503 00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:18,040 I mean, she seems surprisingly abnormal. 504 00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:19,780 I want her to start getting filled. 505 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:21,960 Are we going to ignore this all day long? 506 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,600 What's scaring me is that, like, it just keeps getting worse. Like, at first, 507 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:29,360 she just said she apologized to Lala. Yesterday, when I was with Jax, Jax was 508 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:33,020 just telling me how Sheena went over to his crying that was so mean to her. I'm 509 00:28:33,020 --> 00:28:35,350 like... Wait, we haven't even got a chance to be with you yet. 510 00:28:37,950 --> 00:28:39,750 Brittany came this morning, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 511 00:28:40,310 --> 00:28:41,310 Oh, there it is. 512 00:28:44,150 --> 00:28:45,150 Look at this, balloons. 513 00:28:45,450 --> 00:28:46,450 Looking good so far. 514 00:28:46,790 --> 00:28:47,790 Where's the alcohol? 515 00:28:48,270 --> 00:28:49,270 Hey! 516 00:28:49,530 --> 00:28:50,530 Party's here. 517 00:28:50,550 --> 00:28:51,810 It's hot outside. 518 00:28:52,210 --> 00:28:53,350 It's good cool weather. 519 00:28:54,070 --> 00:28:55,070 Hi. Hi. 520 00:28:55,370 --> 00:28:56,370 What up? 521 00:28:56,670 --> 00:28:57,670 You've been a classy. 522 00:28:57,970 --> 00:28:58,970 Hell yeah. 523 00:28:59,050 --> 00:29:00,190 It's a margarita baby pool. 524 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:02,280 Oh, my God. 525 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:06,340 They're here, they're here, they're here. 526 00:29:07,100 --> 00:29:09,900 You guys, they're here. They're here, they're here, they're here. Okay, 527 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,140 Everybody keep your voices down. Okay, okay, okay. 528 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:14,420 I think we're going up this way. 529 00:29:14,700 --> 00:29:17,980 I think I got chosen as the candidate to bring down Shane Carter to the surprise 530 00:29:17,980 --> 00:29:20,220 birthday party because I'm a gossipy. 531 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,440 And I'm not going to ruin the surprise. 532 00:29:22,820 --> 00:29:24,380 You know, like Jax would. 533 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:45,220 They told me it was your surprise party. 534 00:29:45,460 --> 00:29:48,600 This party isn't exactly a surprise party. 535 00:29:48,860 --> 00:29:52,280 I mean, both guys knew they were going to a surprise party. 536 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:54,560 It's both y 'all's surprise party. 537 00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:56,420 Gotcha. 538 00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:57,840 It's not a surprise. 539 00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:02,140 I've never had nor planned a surprise party. 540 00:30:02,620 --> 00:30:06,400 You still haven't. I know we got a lot of vodka because I bought it. Yeah. 541 00:30:07,820 --> 00:30:09,900 He's not going to drink it, but we bought it together. 542 00:30:27,980 --> 00:30:29,580 Not right now, maybe later. 543 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,160 A month and a half. Best girlfriend ever. 544 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:33,900 You're the worst at keeping secrets. 545 00:30:34,140 --> 00:30:36,160 This is the only secret I've ever kept in my whole life. 546 00:30:37,100 --> 00:30:38,100 You rock, man. 547 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:42,060 Oh, you peddle over here. So much panicking. I wasn't panicking. 548 00:30:42,380 --> 00:30:44,040 I want to talk to you about some really serious stuff. 549 00:30:44,820 --> 00:30:46,680 First of all, you need to shave those nipples. 550 00:30:46,940 --> 00:30:50,460 Yes, and the armpit hair. There's too much armpit hair. Back at the mall, I 551 00:30:50,460 --> 00:30:52,060 a really good body bronzer, though. 552 00:30:52,820 --> 00:30:56,460 Dude, I'm not that busy. Change the light. I need sunglasses right now a 553 00:30:56,460 --> 00:30:59,460 bit. I just don't know the 30 -packing. 554 00:31:01,379 --> 00:31:02,379 It's going back. 555 00:31:02,420 --> 00:31:05,680 Remember how much you were like, God, I would never want to be friends with 556 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:09,440 three of them. They think with one mind and one mind only. Well, they've moved 557 00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:12,860 away from the hive mind, but anyway. That's not, that's not. It's going back 558 00:31:12,860 --> 00:31:13,779 the three of them. 559 00:31:13,780 --> 00:31:14,980 No, it's not. 560 00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:16,500 Listen, 561 00:31:16,780 --> 00:31:20,080 it's like the mafia. There's various types of, there's a lot of perks to 562 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:23,320 in the mafia, but there's also, there's strings attached. 563 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:27,480 She should be very concerned about her standing in this family. 564 00:31:28,100 --> 00:31:30,280 You have to understand that it wasn't cool. 565 00:31:30,650 --> 00:31:33,670 Okay, and I understand that. And for that, I'm going to apologize. 566 00:31:34,050 --> 00:31:37,370 Are you saying that we three share a brain? Because the three of you feel the 567 00:31:37,370 --> 00:31:38,370 same way about the situation. 568 00:31:38,870 --> 00:31:43,230 Yes, and now you guys all share the same opinions about this. And everyone in 569 00:31:43,230 --> 00:31:44,550 the family wants to share their opinion. 570 00:31:44,770 --> 00:31:49,090 Yes, but now I'm waiting. Do you just literally think there's a possibility 571 00:31:49,090 --> 00:31:51,630 you won't even come to her birthday and that you're going to go to Ariana's 572 00:31:51,630 --> 00:31:55,110 instead? If she still wants me to come, then of course I would go. I feel like 573 00:31:55,110 --> 00:31:59,070 the future of our friendship depends on this trip. If I don't go... 574 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:03,180 Doc will never forgive me, and Katie will be that much more mad at me. And I 575 00:32:03,180 --> 00:32:06,000 can't afford for her to cut me out of being a bridesmaid. I don't like 576 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:06,719 with my friends. 577 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:07,780 I know that. Don't cry. 578 00:32:08,220 --> 00:32:10,960 Today we could just have fun because of the circumstances. 579 00:32:11,540 --> 00:32:12,540 That would be great. 580 00:32:12,700 --> 00:32:13,700 Take a deep breath. 581 00:32:14,460 --> 00:32:15,339 Don't cry. 582 00:32:15,340 --> 00:32:18,320 We've been waiting for this for a month and a half, okay? 583 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:21,340 I occasionally have to play mom to my friends. 584 00:32:21,580 --> 00:32:22,620 Actually, it's not occasionally. 585 00:32:22,820 --> 00:32:26,720 It's all the time, 24 -7, and this is exactly why I don't have children yet. 586 00:32:29,770 --> 00:32:32,770 I don't know where to go. I'm like, oh wait, you're mad at me. You're mad at me 587 00:32:32,770 --> 00:32:35,850 too. Yeah, my guy. Happy birthday, man. 588 00:32:36,090 --> 00:32:37,090 Happy birthday. 589 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,580 I'm supposed to fly across the country with you in a week? 590 00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:43,460 What the f*** am I supposed to do that? Do you think you guys will, like, work 591 00:32:43,460 --> 00:32:47,020 it out before then? I mean, come on. I just want you to, like, hate all the 592 00:32:47,020 --> 00:32:48,020 people together. 593 00:32:48,340 --> 00:32:48,959 Is that it? 594 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:50,320 Sheena, I have to tell you something. 595 00:32:50,580 --> 00:32:52,740 We've already gotten NASCAR tickets. 596 00:32:52,980 --> 00:32:56,240 We already had to get passes, and to get passes, we had to give names. 597 00:32:56,440 --> 00:33:01,840 I feel really bad for Sheena because I would love to say, come on my trip, but 598 00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:03,160 don't have room for her. 599 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,080 Every bed, every ticket is spoken for. 600 00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:07,980 We can't add anybody. 601 00:33:08,300 --> 00:33:13,640 So, like, if it doesn't work out with you and them, like, you can't come with 602 00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:15,400 us. I know. 603 00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:20,260 Coming up. I saw they're trying to defend you and they suck. 604 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,560 Wait, wait, wait. They can go f*** themselves. 605 00:33:34,990 --> 00:33:35,990 Can you see your balloon? 606 00:33:37,590 --> 00:33:42,410 I actually thought about buying multiple ones, but I didn't pick it up. 607 00:33:42,990 --> 00:33:43,989 We'll see. 608 00:33:43,990 --> 00:33:46,190 I didn't mean to drag you down here all shady, so. 609 00:33:46,530 --> 00:33:48,110 I thought there were strippers or something. 610 00:33:48,370 --> 00:33:49,370 I wanted to ask you something. 611 00:33:50,750 --> 00:33:54,410 I'm about to be married. Dude, I did it, so I know what you're going through. I 612 00:33:54,410 --> 00:33:56,990 think I've exercised all my doubts and, um, 613 00:33:58,090 --> 00:34:00,350 cynicism? What's the word? 614 00:34:01,470 --> 00:34:04,150 Anyways, I think this is the money talking. 615 00:34:04,430 --> 00:34:05,850 It's starting to, like, rack up. 616 00:34:06,070 --> 00:34:08,370 First of all, I wanted to keep it at, like, $15 ,000. 617 00:34:09,670 --> 00:34:13,830 No. No. What? I don't even know what you're talking about. 618 00:34:14,250 --> 00:34:16,250 I now declare you husband and wife. 619 00:34:20,370 --> 00:34:21,370 $60 ,000? 620 00:34:21,929 --> 00:34:22,929 Come on, man. 621 00:34:23,070 --> 00:34:26,570 Right now, Shay's, like, the only guy who's gone through the same thing that 622 00:34:26,570 --> 00:34:30,429 going through, which is women planning weddings without any regard. 623 00:34:31,150 --> 00:34:31,888 For budget. 624 00:34:31,889 --> 00:34:33,170 How much are wedding photographers? 625 00:34:33,570 --> 00:34:37,130 They can go up to $10 ,000. What? Did you put the order in for the invitation? 626 00:34:37,610 --> 00:34:39,330 They're like $18 a piece. 627 00:34:39,530 --> 00:34:42,449 What? We wanted to keep with under like $50. 628 00:34:43,270 --> 00:34:48,250 What? When we're wedding planning and Suna would say like numbers to me, in my 629 00:34:48,250 --> 00:34:52,929 head, as a guy, I would be like, why don't we just like get married easy and 630 00:34:52,929 --> 00:34:56,310 then save that money? Why don't we elope? That's a down payment on a house. 631 00:34:56,330 --> 00:34:58,690 Yeah. I think we share the same philosophy. 632 00:34:59,030 --> 00:35:03,270 Don't inquire too much about the cost of things to deal with the pain at the 633 00:35:03,270 --> 00:35:05,950 end, you know? I was like, that's like three jet skis. 634 00:35:07,510 --> 00:35:10,010 I haven't even got to talk to you yet about the podcast. 635 00:35:10,550 --> 00:35:11,910 Brittany, how'd it go? 636 00:35:12,530 --> 00:35:13,830 It was so entertaining. 637 00:35:14,230 --> 00:35:17,390 It was good. The only thing that was really funny is that I asked him 638 00:35:17,390 --> 00:35:19,910 permission. I was like, will you take a sociopath quiz? 639 00:35:20,130 --> 00:35:20,968 Oh, God. 640 00:35:20,970 --> 00:35:24,370 I'm going to be honest. I don't really know exactly what a sociopath is. 641 00:35:24,590 --> 00:35:25,590 Did he fail it? 642 00:35:26,230 --> 00:35:27,230 Miserably. 643 00:35:27,870 --> 00:35:29,070 Yeah, I did. 644 00:35:30,110 --> 00:35:34,550 Sociopath. A person with a personality disorder manifesting itself in extreme 645 00:35:34,550 --> 00:35:38,030 antisocial attitudes and behavior and a lack of conscience. 646 00:35:39,690 --> 00:35:45,850 Yeah, not the worst thing, I don't think, but definitely not the end of the 647 00:35:45,850 --> 00:35:49,940 world. On another note, I was kind of wondering what was going on when she was 648 00:35:49,940 --> 00:35:50,940 in that situation. 649 00:35:51,380 --> 00:35:54,560 Are you able to see where she was coming from? The only thing that I see right 650 00:35:54,560 --> 00:36:00,520 now is her saying, I don't want any more drama with anybody, and I'm just ready 651 00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:01,520 to let it go. 652 00:36:02,580 --> 00:36:07,000 I'm a lot more understanding on certain things because I am kind of like her 653 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,640 where I'm super forgiving. 654 00:36:09,020 --> 00:36:12,660 I feel like I should learn something from you, but at the same time, I need 655 00:36:12,660 --> 00:36:14,880 know that I can trust somebody and that somebody's loyal. 656 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:19,690 Listen. I love that Britney is classy and can just kind of, like, rise above 657 00:36:19,690 --> 00:36:20,689 things. 658 00:36:20,690 --> 00:36:22,910 Unfortunately for Gina, that's not me. 659 00:36:23,510 --> 00:36:24,510 Hey. Hi. 660 00:36:25,410 --> 00:36:28,490 I'm going to let you girls talk. Careful, don't lean on it. 661 00:36:28,830 --> 00:36:30,310 Yeah, it's very wobbly. 662 00:36:30,610 --> 00:36:31,750 Yeah, I just found that out. 663 00:36:33,230 --> 00:36:37,510 Please tell me what's going on. I know what you heard. I'm sure you must have 664 00:36:37,510 --> 00:36:39,970 assumed, what the fuck, Gina was apologizing? Like, that's insane. 665 00:36:40,250 --> 00:36:41,410 Stand up for something. 666 00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:43,300 Stand up for something. 667 00:36:43,380 --> 00:36:46,520 I am. I'm standing up for myself, saying that I'm done. You're supposed to be 668 00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:50,420 our best friend. What are you even saying? But how can you ask that? 669 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:54,640 Why are you asking people to let it go? You have not been hurt by her in a 670 00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:56,040 really serious way. 671 00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:57,640 I am trying to tell you what you're doing. 672 00:36:58,340 --> 00:36:59,340 Ariana, 673 00:36:59,620 --> 00:37:01,840 can you join this conversation, please? 674 00:37:02,100 --> 00:37:05,700 Yeah. Because you can't fight a battle on your own. No, because you weren't 675 00:37:05,700 --> 00:37:10,540 there. You weren't there. Okay, well, I am more than happy to talk about this 676 00:37:10,540 --> 00:37:11,540 with Ariana. You weren't there. 677 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:18,540 What is this that is going on? Because all I know, we all work together at 678 00:37:19,020 --> 00:37:23,780 Lisa had advised me to try to mediate. Mediate, but you're Lala's friend. 679 00:37:24,300 --> 00:37:27,900 But I'm Katie's friend, too. Okay, but it's not a mediating situation. 680 00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:33,640 Do you realize how much Lala has done terrible to Katie and said awful things? 681 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,260 Ariana doesn't get it. 682 00:37:35,660 --> 00:37:37,520 Lala said she wanted to... 683 00:37:37,740 --> 00:37:42,300 Tom Schwartz, after he leaves Katie because she knows that they're going to 684 00:37:42,300 --> 00:37:43,198 a divorce. 685 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,240 This girl is being evil. 686 00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:47,460 You're acting like I'm discrediting that. 687 00:37:47,700 --> 00:37:50,660 Then why are you asking Katie to be friends with Lala? 688 00:37:50,860 --> 00:37:54,480 Are you kidding me? I did not say that. All I know is that is not what I said. 689 00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:56,500 You guys have said have a clean heart. 690 00:37:56,900 --> 00:37:59,320 Let me ask you. 691 00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:03,740 I don't want to be friends with that person. Don't make me talk to that 692 00:38:03,740 --> 00:38:04,920 again. That's what Katie's asking. 693 00:38:05,260 --> 00:38:06,740 How could you lie? 694 00:38:07,450 --> 00:38:11,310 I just don't understand how you can, like, be friends with someone like that. 695 00:38:11,550 --> 00:38:16,330 She gets into this very heightened state, and I find her very annoying. 696 00:38:16,830 --> 00:38:19,810 Lala isn't somebody that has ever been— You won't even let anybody finish. You 697 00:38:19,810 --> 00:38:21,890 won't even let us finish. Okay, I'm going to be quiet, and I'm going to let 698 00:38:21,890 --> 00:38:23,270 everybody talk. We'll take turns. 699 00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:25,700 It's like how you would in a normal conversation. 700 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,000 We all work together. 701 00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:32,300 You're so emotional, Duffy. You're so emotional. And I don't know how to have 702 00:38:32,300 --> 00:38:35,060 conversation with you. Then don't have a conversation with me, and I'll just, 703 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:35,939 like, walk off. 704 00:38:35,940 --> 00:38:39,420 Well, I mean, like, can't we just talk about it, like, normally? Why are you 705 00:38:39,420 --> 00:38:40,520 getting so heated? 706 00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:42,960 Why are you so heated? 707 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:51,200 I'm like, oh, my God. It was not like that. 708 00:38:57,630 --> 00:38:58,830 What's wrong? They suck. 709 00:38:59,190 --> 00:39:03,670 Sheena and Ariana suck, Katie. I sat there trying to defend you and then they 710 00:39:03,670 --> 00:39:06,090 suck. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, wait, wait. 711 00:39:06,350 --> 00:39:07,350 Stop, stop, stop. 712 00:39:08,170 --> 00:39:09,590 Hold on, wait. What happened? What happened? 713 00:39:10,570 --> 00:39:13,970 She was just trying to talk to Sheena alone and Sheena pulled Ariana out of 714 00:39:13,970 --> 00:39:18,450 pool. They can go f*** themselves. I'm so angry right now. 715 00:39:23,940 --> 00:39:29,200 Ariana gets out of the pool like a f***ing mermaid and stands up next to 716 00:39:29,340 --> 00:39:32,740 Okay, Dossie, let's go sit on the couch out there because we're sitting on a 717 00:39:32,740 --> 00:39:33,740 bathroom floor. 718 00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:39,340 Can you guys, can I please just talk to you? Yeah, let's talk. Okay, but can you 719 00:39:39,340 --> 00:39:43,080 guys please go? No. I get to have a conversation, Sheena, and you pulled 720 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:46,980 somebody else in. Because I said you weren't there. I don't care. It doesn't 721 00:39:46,980 --> 00:39:50,220 matter who's there. You weren't there, so I'm saying, how about you hear 722 00:39:50,220 --> 00:39:52,440 else's side? You haven't even heard my side. Well, then I can hear it out right 723 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:56,200 now. The conversation began with you and I, and then when you started saying, 724 00:39:56,260 --> 00:40:01,420 you guys, and you guys, nearly almost every day, that you think that we are 725 00:40:01,420 --> 00:40:04,220 this. I said you guys all have the same opinion on this. We do not. 726 00:40:04,620 --> 00:40:05,800 Stop being a bitch. 727 00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:07,880 Stop being an asshole. 728 00:40:08,140 --> 00:40:11,300 I'm done gossiping about her. I'm done talking about her. I'm done giving a 729 00:40:11,300 --> 00:40:15,520 about who she is. I don't care. I'm letting that shit go. I'm done talking 730 00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:16,238 her. It's not about her. 731 00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:18,280 It's not about her. 732 00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:20,260 It's about the fact that you don't care. 733 00:40:20,730 --> 00:40:25,210 How hurt she's been. You don't give a f*** about anyone but yourself. And that 734 00:40:25,210 --> 00:40:29,930 is what it's about. You only want to be liked by everybody. And that is what 735 00:40:29,930 --> 00:40:30,930 you're doing. 736 00:40:31,450 --> 00:40:32,450 Sorry, 737 00:40:32,850 --> 00:40:35,370 you guys don't know me better. You think that you're being a bigger person? 738 00:40:35,610 --> 00:40:36,610 Like, oh, 739 00:40:37,590 --> 00:40:40,490 I don't want to feel anger. So I'm going to give her a sarcastic apology. 740 00:40:40,770 --> 00:40:43,830 I don't want to be your friend and I don't like her. Yeah, and then I'm done 741 00:40:43,830 --> 00:40:47,230 with you. These girls are so mad at me for something that didn't even happen. 742 00:40:47,470 --> 00:40:49,730 Like, they are so drunk and emotional. 743 00:40:50,430 --> 00:40:51,850 They're not listening to the facts. 744 00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:56,350 Katie, in the last six months, you've gotten angry like Tequila Katie again. 745 00:40:56,550 --> 00:40:59,170 Okay, that is what you're saying. 746 00:40:59,410 --> 00:41:03,890 It happens more often, and I'm like, dude, is something wrong? You can't 747 00:41:03,890 --> 00:41:07,130 that in my face. Katie, I'm just saying, if there's something wrong, I just want 748 00:41:07,130 --> 00:41:09,110 you to be happy. I don't see how you don't see that. 749 00:41:09,330 --> 00:41:10,610 I'm sorry, have I been unhappy? 750 00:41:10,890 --> 00:41:14,550 Have I been unhappy? Have I been angry? The only reason I'm angry about Lava is 751 00:41:14,550 --> 00:41:16,290 because of your f***ing mouth. 752 00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:20,760 Aside from everything I've been seen, Schwartz has also been telling me 753 00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:24,200 behavior has not been good. I know that you guys are close now. Stop. 754 00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:29,060 Don't do that to them. You don't fucking ever listen. It's like being in a 755 00:41:29,060 --> 00:41:30,280 relationship with a wall. 756 00:41:30,620 --> 00:41:33,000 Talk about how your dick doesn't work either. 757 00:41:33,420 --> 00:41:34,740 It does worry me. 758 00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:36,460 I'm so unhappy. 759 00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:42,620 Unhappy. No, it's because, Sheena, you cannot accept that you fucked up. I 760 00:41:42,620 --> 00:41:45,440 apologize for untrue statements. I didn't look bad. 761 00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:47,280 Oh, my God. 762 00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:53,240 Tina, I can read you. Okay. Like a fucking book. Okay. You're the most, 763 00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:56,460 transparent person I've talked to in my life. 764 00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:57,718 So transparent. 765 00:41:57,720 --> 00:41:59,740 I'm sorry, but I'm going to my husband's party. 766 00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:05,320 Over the past few years, I've fought with my friends and made up with them. 767 00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:07,940 So that was really fun. 768 00:42:08,540 --> 00:42:13,040 I've never thought I was better than them until this moment because they're 769 00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:14,040 acting like assholes. 770 00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:15,480 Here, Lee. 771 00:42:15,780 --> 00:42:20,280 I'm the most transparent fake person she's ever met. She can read me like a 772 00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:24,140 whatever. They keep saying, you want to be friends with her. Guys, they want 773 00:42:24,140 --> 00:42:26,400 something. Now she's like, she's just mean. 774 00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:31,400 Jesus Christ. 775 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:32,680 I'm over it. 776 00:42:34,500 --> 00:42:36,220 Next time on Vanderpump Rules. 777 00:42:36,910 --> 00:42:40,410 I don't even know what to do about this trip. I don't know if Stassi's going to 778 00:42:40,410 --> 00:42:41,269 disinvite me. 779 00:42:41,270 --> 00:42:45,590 They're just bullies, dude. If she decides not to come, it's like, are you 780 00:42:45,590 --> 00:42:48,390 going to not want to be a bridesmaid? This is like the opposite of bridesmaid 781 00:42:48,390 --> 00:42:51,330 behavior. I feel like I get one of those punch cards, you know? 782 00:42:51,670 --> 00:42:53,250 Five surgeries, get the victim free. 783 00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:59,500 I'm so excited. I want to go and have a good time on your birthday. 784 00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:03,620 Like, even if that means there's no conversation, but, like, we don't speak 785 00:43:03,620 --> 00:43:04,620 word to each other. 786 00:43:04,780 --> 00:43:09,540 I miss working for you. I did take what I had for granted, and I fucked it up. 787 00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:11,280 And you're still screwing it up. 788 00:43:12,700 --> 00:43:15,980 To see more of Vanderpump Rules, go to bravotv .com.